99 Ways Trailer from Illyrian Players on Vimeo.
Written by Kim Rosenstock
Directed by The Vagrancy's Caitlin Hart
Performing for a Limited Engagement at
Studio/Stage
520 N Western Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90004
A long, long time ago, Leda makes love to a swan.
3,000 years later, Michelangelo paints a picture.
350 years later, Rudolph buys it.
130 years later, Dave and Fiona stand in a museum, gazing at what remains.
Set in a world of bizarre romantic obsessions and everyday ineptitude,
99 WAYS TO FUCK A SWAN explores the dark corners of desire and the eternal mysteries of love.
“You have to write things that scare you, write things that make you uncomfortable,
squeamish, so you finish and can’t believe you wrote that.”
– Kim Rosenstock on 99 WAYS TO FUCK A SWAN, LA Stage Times
The Illyrian Players Theatre Company was founded on a philosophy of sex-positivity by Artistic Director Carly D. Weckstein in 2011. The Illyrian Players believe in re-claiming theatre as a subversive art form that can impact the world we live in. Illyrians are committed to telling relevant stories with passion, intelligence, creativity, heart and purpose.
Directed by: Caitlin Hart
Written by: Kim Rosenstock
Artistic Director, Illyrian Players: Carly D. Weckstein
Produced by: Brent Rumble
Associate Produced by: Bethany Esfandiari
Costumes by: Traci LaDue
Scenic Design by: Zach Brown
Lighting Design by: Ric Zimmerman
Sound Design by: Martin Carillo
Props by: Emma and Julie Harris
Make Up Special Effects by: Molly Porter
Fights Choreography by: Alex Marshall-Brown*
99 WAYS TO FUCK A SWAN Stars:
Michael Lopez*, Lisa Jai, Nina Harada, Eric Wentz,
Jeff Blumberg, Richard Abraham*, Katelyn Myer,
Zach Hamra and Alex Marshall-Brown*.
Photos by Kate Hagerty
Directed by Caitlin Hart
Directed by The Vagrancy's Caitlin Hart
Performing for a Limited Engagement at
Studio/Stage
520 N Western Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90004
A long, long time ago, Leda makes love to a swan.
3,000 years later, Michelangelo paints a picture.
350 years later, Rudolph buys it.
130 years later, Dave and Fiona stand in a museum, gazing at what remains.
Set in a world of bizarre romantic obsessions and everyday ineptitude,
99 WAYS TO FUCK A SWAN explores the dark corners of desire and the eternal mysteries of love.
“You have to write things that scare you, write things that make you uncomfortable,
squeamish, so you finish and can’t believe you wrote that.”
– Kim Rosenstock on 99 WAYS TO FUCK A SWAN, LA Stage Times
The Illyrian Players Theatre Company was founded on a philosophy of sex-positivity by Artistic Director Carly D. Weckstein in 2011. The Illyrian Players believe in re-claiming theatre as a subversive art form that can impact the world we live in. Illyrians are committed to telling relevant stories with passion, intelligence, creativity, heart and purpose.
Directed by: Caitlin Hart
Written by: Kim Rosenstock
Artistic Director, Illyrian Players: Carly D. Weckstein
Produced by: Brent Rumble
Associate Produced by: Bethany Esfandiari
Costumes by: Traci LaDue
Scenic Design by: Zach Brown
Lighting Design by: Ric Zimmerman
Sound Design by: Martin Carillo
Props by: Emma and Julie Harris
Make Up Special Effects by: Molly Porter
Fights Choreography by: Alex Marshall-Brown*
99 WAYS TO FUCK A SWAN Stars:
Michael Lopez*, Lisa Jai, Nina Harada, Eric Wentz,
Jeff Blumberg, Richard Abraham*, Katelyn Myer,
Zach Hamra and Alex Marshall-Brown*.
Photos by Kate Hagerty
Directed by Caitlin Hart
Meet Dave and Sheila, Dave's neighbor's cat...
Meet Fiona - not your every day creative writing teacher...
Meet Leda and Tyndareus.
They've been experiencing a few problems in their relationship...
Meet Lucrezia and Alfonso.
Renaissance Italy's Greatest Power Couple.
Meet Terrance. He likes to leave ink stains on your panties.
Meet Mary, she sips tea and loves a good "romp" in the garden.
